"In Soviet Russia..." Jokes

Cannons

Posted on 07/17/2011 by cyrozap

In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!

Image attribution: Fir0002/Flagstaffotos

License: GFDL 1.2

Thanks to tmd for the joke idea.

Posted on 07/17/2011 by cyrozap

You guys and get a bit weird with your jokes:

In America, you eat Burger King. In Soviet Russia, Burger King eat YOU!

Thanks, Evil Dude… I think. If anyone would care to illustrate this and send a link to the picture to me, that would be awesome.

Posted in From YOU! | 5 Comments

Posted on 07/17/2011 by cyrozap

This is a bit of an old one, but…

In America, you watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!!

Thanks to TheDudeOverThere for the joke.

Posted in From YOU! | 2 Comments

Posted on 06/19/2010 by cyrozap

In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU!

Thanks, killer clown prince!

Posted in From YOU! | Tagged toilets | 31 Comments

Posted on 11/23/2009 by cyrozap

In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you!

Posted in From YOU! | Tagged reversal, russian | 7 Comments

Posted on 11/15/2009 by cyrozap

Posted in From the INTERNET! | Tagged poem, Putin, rose, violet, write | Leave a comment

Posted on 04/01/2009 by cyrozap

In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU!

Posted in Made by ME! | Tagged blog, update, updates | 2 Comments