In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!
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License: GFDL 1.2
Thanks to tmd for the joke idea.
Burger King
You guys and get a bit weird with your jokes:
In America, you eat Burger King. In Soviet Russia, Burger King eat YOU!
Thanks, Evil Dude… I think. If anyone would care to illustrate this and send a link to the picture to me, that would be awesome.
Posted in From YOU!
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You watch TV…
This is a bit of an old one, but…
In America, you watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!!
Thanks to TheDudeOverThere for the joke.
Posted in From YOU!
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In America… Toilets…
In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU!
Thanks, killer clown prince!
Russian reversal…
In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you!
Blog updates YOU!
In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU!
DIY Joke
In America, you __________ __________. In Soviet Russia, __________ __________ YOU!
Posted in Made by ME!
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Spoon bends YOU!
In Matrix, you bend spoon.
In Soviet Russia, spoon bends YOU!
Waldo finds YOU!
In America, you find where is Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds where is YOU!
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