Author Archives: cyrozap
In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU! Image attribution: Fir0002/Flagstaffotos License: GFDL 1.2 Thanks to tmd for the joke idea. Advertisements
You guys and get a bit weird with your jokes: In America, you eat Burger King. In Soviet Russia, Burger King eat YOU! Thanks, Evil Dude… I think. If anyone would care to illustrate this and send a link to … Continue reading
This is a bit of an old one, but… In America, you watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!! Thanks to TheDudeOverThere for the joke.
In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU! Thanks, killer clown prince!
In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you!
In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU!