In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU!
Thanks, killer clown prince!
in old sovjet russia snow falls from ground to sky
In america you hang with friends. In soviet russia friends hang with you!😀 lol
This is, quite possibly, one of the funniest ones I’ve seen in quite a long time. It reminds me of the Ben Franklin quote “We must all hang together or we’ll all hang separately.”
in soviet russia, pikachu chooses you
In soviet russia, GUM CHEWS YOU!!!
in america you hunt deer, in soviet russia, DEER HUNTS YOU!!!
In America you watch TV, in Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!
in america you climb tree, in soviet russia, tree climb you
In Soviet Russia bed lay on YOU
In America you hang Christmas Decorations. In Soviet Russia Christmas Decorations hang you!!!!!!!!!!!😛
SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😀
In Capitalistic America you break law. In Soviet Russia law break you!!
In America, you have a new year, In Soviet Russia, New year has you!!!!
In soviet russia, you take the Isengard to the Hobbits. In soviet russia, Phone calls You! In soviet russia, the door opens YOU?
In Soviet Russia , cookie jar eat you ! D:
In america, you drink vodka, in Soviet Russia, vodka drink YOU!
In America, you cut the cheese. In Soviet Russia, Cheese Cuts You!
The most stupid jokes I’ve ever heard
Roses are red, Violets are blue. In soviet Russia, poems wright you!
this one is somewhat stupid
In America you drive a car, In Soviet Russia car drives you
In America, you read book. In Soviet Russia, books read you.
In America you break law, In soviet Russia law breaks you
In America you distill vodka, In Soviet Russia vodka distills you.
In Soviet Russia, you dont drink vodka. Vodka drinks you.
In America you search internet
In Soviet Russia internet search YOU!!
ive got a couple good ones:
1) In America, you buy car you get 30% off. In Soviet Russia, you buy car, you get 30% chance of getting car.
2) (a poem)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia,
poem writes you!
1. In America you shoot gun. In soviet rusia gun shoot YOU!
Wait… Isn’t that suicide… Or is it murder?
2 in America you eat burger king. In soviet rusia burger king eats YOU!
3 in America you drop nuke, in soviet rush nuke drops YOU!
I know I’m a horrible person
4 in America you bench press 100 a day. In soviet rusia 100 benchpresses YOU!
That one kinda suked
5 in America you crack jokes. In soviet rusia jokes crack YOU!
Oh burn this is easy guys don’t stick to the book wright your own dam jokes like me. Lol
6 in America you sign yearbooks. In soviet rusia yearbook signs YOU!
7 in America you cock shotgun. In soviet rusia shotgun cock YOU!
I’m aiming for 10 by the way
8 in America you have Parties. In soviet rusia Parties have YOU!
9 in America you rob banks. In soviet rusia BANKS ROB YOU!
Actualy that aplys every where. Banks are out to get ya man!
10 in America you squish ants. In soviet rusia ANTS SQUISH YOU!
That’s one hell of an ant if u ask me.
Any way that’s my 10 soviet rusia jokes. You people need to expand your imagination. I’ve only posted once and I got more jokes than all ov ya!😛
In America, it’s Wabbit season. In Soviet Russia, it’s YOU season!
In Soviet Russia, you pay stripper. In Capitalist America, stripper pays you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue (Really?)
In Capitalist America
Rich sue you
In America you ride horse, in soviet Russia horse rides you.
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