In America, you __________ __________. In Soviet Russia, __________ __________ YOU!
In a Mexican restaurant, you order tacos. In Soviet Russia, tacos order you!
Heh..Lol your funny. well now im trying to think of a joke like THAT!
in America, you eat pie. in Soviet Russia,PIE EATS YOU
First i was so sad…. Then when read this i was like 😀 😄 ect. of happy faces…..
YOU ARE SO FUNNY TOOOOOOO!
In Soviet Russia, WORDPRESS COMMENTS YOU!
Well…not much funny but still. You make me laugh a bit….
In Soviet Russia, fox fires you!!
I said i was laughing to burn…. wait…Does that make sense? Nvm BUT YOU ARE FUNNY!
In America you change wallpaper, In Soviet Russia wallpaper changes you!
In america, you milk cow, in soviet russia, COW milks YOU!!
In America life gives you lemons. In Soviet Russia lemons give you life!!
In america, you watch TV. In soviet russia, TV watch YOU!!
In America, you fall on ground, in Soviet Russia, ground falls on YOU!!
Trying to think of one right now. Soon i shall be making a big joke maybe….
In America, you pay prostitute.
In Russia, prostitute pays YOU!
A special from Modern Combat 3: Fallen Nation
In America, you steal car!
In Soviet Russia, Car Steals YOU!
In america you wipe you butt with toilet paper. in soviet russia toilet paper wipes its butt with you.
In America Chuck Norris wins. In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still wins.
In America you break wind in Soviet Russia wind break you
In America, you tell “In Soviet Russia” jokes. In Soviet Russia, “In Soviet Russia” jokes tell you. • •
in america you drink vodka in soviet russia vodka drinks u
In America, you throw out garbage. In Soviet Russia, garbage throws out YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Nemo finds YOU!
In Soviet Russia, bug steps on YOU!
In America, you explore space.
In Soviet Russia, space explore you.
In America, you hold hands.
In Soviet Russia, hands hold YOU!
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