In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you!
In america, you milk cow. In soviet russia, cow milk YOU!
In america, you find waldo. In soviet russia, waldo finds YOU!
In America, you leave message on answering machine. In Soviet Russia, answering maching leaves message on YOU.
In America, you bungee jump. In Soviet Russia, bungee jump jumps YOU!!! Wasn’t that the best?
In america, you ride horse. in soviet russia, horse rides YOU!!
In america, you follow laws. In soviet russia, laws follow YOU!!
In soviet Russia, soviet Russia make joke of YOU!!!
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"In Soviet Russia..." Jokes 
In america, you milk cow. In soviet russia, cow milk YOU!
In america, you find waldo. In soviet russia, waldo finds
YOU!
In America, you leave message on answering machine. In Soviet Russia, answering maching leaves message on YOU.
In America, you bungee jump. In Soviet Russia, bungee jump jumps YOU!!! Wasn’t that the best?
In america, you ride horse. in soviet russia, horse rides YOU!!
In america, you follow laws. In soviet russia, laws follow YOU!!
In soviet Russia, soviet Russia make joke of YOU!!!