While searching on the internet, I found this:
I got it from RainbowJerk.
In America, bird poop on you. In Soviet Russia, you poop on bird!!
In America you use search engine, In Soviet Russia search engine uses you!
In America, you turn on light. In Soviet Russia, light turns you on!
in America you climb ladder, In Soviet Russia, ladder climbs you
In America, you vote on the government.
In Soviet Russia, government votes on YOU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmmMMZB-p7s – In the US the shovel beats you up, In Soviet Bulgaria you beat up the shovel… (The guy in the background is saying “stop it because you’re gonna break my shovel”)
sorry I just had to say this
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches you!!lol^^
in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you! haha hybrid joke xD
in america you hunt birds in soviet russia birds hunt you.
in america you play games in soviet russia games play you.
in america you break laws in russia laws break you
in america you watch tv in russia tv watches you
in america you play beyblade in russia i deteat you and take all your power
oh my god becky look at her butt tomchi
In Soviet Russia, prison breaks you
in former Soviet Uzbekistan, Government still hates you.
In America, you fight the cold weather, but in Soviet Siberia, the cold weather fights you.
In America you pay stripper In Soviet Russia stripper pay you
In America, you hold hands.
In Soviet Russia, hands hold YOU!
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