"In Soviet Russia..." Jokes

Cannons

cyrozap — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 18:33:17 +0000

In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!

Image attribution: Fir0002/Flagstaffotos

License: GFDL 1.2

Thanks to tmd for the joke idea.

cyrozap — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 18:23:22 +0000

You guys and get a bit weird with your jokes:

In America, you eat Burger King. In Soviet Russia, Burger King eat YOU!

Thanks, Evil Dude… I think. If anyone would care to illustrate this and send a link to the picture to me, that would be awesome.

cyrozap — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 18:20:42 +0000

This is a bit of an old one, but…

In America, you watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!!

Thanks to TheDudeOverThere for the joke.

cyrozap — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:49:52 +0000

In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU!

Thanks, killer clown prince!

cyrozap — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:52:30 +0000

In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you!

cyrozap — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:13:36 +0000

cyrozap — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:07:32 +0000

In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU!

cyrozap — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:03:24 +0000

In America, you __________ __________. In Soviet Russia, __________ __________ YOU!

cyrozap — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:28:55 +0000

In Matrix, you bend spoon.

In Soviet Russia, spoon bends YOU!

cyrozap — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:22:10 +0000

In America, you find where is Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds where is YOU!