In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!
Image attribution: Fir0002/Flagstaffotos
License: GFDL 1.2
Thanks to tmd for the joke idea.
in america u hit phone pole, in sovit russia phone pole hits u.
Cannons r good 4 soul
In Soviet Russia, black people cross street to avoid you!
Umm sir… that’s an American cannon O.o I’m sorry but I think your argument is invalid x)
In America, you pin the tail on donkey. In Soviet Russia, donkey pins the tail on you!
In America, you build houses. In Soviet Russia, houses build you!
In America, the paedophile watches you. In Soviet Russia, you watch the paedophile.
In Capitalist America, bank robs YOU.
In America you tell jokes about Soviet Russia, but in Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia tell jokes about YOU!
thats an amerian cannon cause its got an american falg at the bottom of it.
in soviet russia, you don’t go to hell. the hell come to you!!
Dear sir this photo was taken in Australia being that is a ford xr6 in the photo and also weekly times, rural finance and safeway.. all australian
Look at the fence advertisements that’s Australian.
In soviet Russia, McDonald’s sells you sad meals.
In America you run from bigfoot, but in soviet russia bigfoot run from you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJauZ2gin0
In soviet russia apocalypse survives you!
In america, we have god we trust on our money, but i soviet russia has no money
In America you looking for girl, in Russia girls looking for you
In America police save you, in Russian you save police
heavies are red
pyro’s are blue
in soviet russia, gun shoot you
A Polish joke including a Russian…
In america the police arrest you, in mother russia you arrest the police
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